Arab News is Much Better...
Updated: Nov 24, 2022
Yossi is on the subway reading an Arab newspaper when his friend Mendel gets on the train.
"Yossi, why on earth are you reading an Arab paper?"
"When I read the Jewish papers, all I find is Jews under attack, synagogues under attack, Israel under attack.
"But when I read the Arab newspapers, what do I find?
"Jews control the media, Jews control the government, and Jews rule the world.
"Mendel, the news is much better!"